jokes

why did the little boy ate his homework .

its because , his teacher said it was a pice of cake ... -laugh my ass off le-

wat is cats fave colour ...

purrple

where do cows go to when they one to relax...

they go to the mooovies.

one day a lady went to a shop to buy a dress, a thift came in and thore the dress.
next day , she brought a cat call neh neh , the thif came in n squeeze the cat .
next day again , a milk at her door , she was about to take it , a thift came in again and drank the milk.guess wat she told the police ..
POLICE A THIFT CAME IN AND THORE MY DRESS ,SQUEEZE MY NEH NEH AND DRANK MY MILK ........ [ LMAO]